After a restful President's Day weekend spent in Minneapolis visiting family and trying to stay warm in the freezing weather, I made sure to take a quick tourist stop at the airport in the precise bathroom stall where Idaho's Republican Senator Larry Craig propositioned an undercover cop for sex. Super classy fun!
The poorly lit and smelly bathroom stalls reminded me more of a badly maintained junior high locker room bathroom than the kind of place where a United States senator might seek some sensuous man love. But, you know, to each his own, right?
The Larry Craig bathroom, right next to Royal Zeno Shoe Shine.
The precise stall in question. If this doesn't put you in the mood, nothing ever will.
Cough, cough. Oops! Oh, gosh, sorry! I think my stance got a little wide there. Sorry!
"Hi Grandma! This is where Senator Larry Craig tried to get some hot man love from that young, strapping police officer! See you again soon! XOXO, Your Grandson, Josh."
P.S. When I left Minneapolis on Monday night the temperature was 1 degree outside (-17 C). When I landed in New York it was 50 degrees (10 C).
So, you know, fifty times warmer. But who's counting?