I just wanted you all to know that I am not going to hang on my wall the autographed picture of Ryan Seacrest that cute 'n clever Matthew over at Life Serial hooked me up with. I know you thought I would. But I'm not. Really. I would never do that.
Naw, naw; he's going on my bookshelf instead. Right next to my fuzzy velour Lisa Frank unicorn diary that locks with a pink plastic padlock. Jealous?